Just a bit of (Royal) fun

Royal Wedding Jokes. Prince William and Kate Middleton.

BBC News: “Prince William and Kate Middleton have named the day they will be married; April 29th”

I believe it was named that already.

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I just sent Kate & William a wedding present…

20% of my earnings for the past 5 fucking years.

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BBC NEWS: Kate Middleton has ring made smaller.

Bet Will is happy with that!

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Kate Middleton has said she is devastated she never got to meet Diana.

Not long now, mate.

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Prince William and Kate Middleton are going to have a fairy tale wedding, much like Charles and Diana’s.
You know the one where the brakes on the carriage are cut and the prince marries one of the horses.

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Sky’s Kay Burley outside the Palace with Royal pundits…
“So what advice would you give Kate on joining the Royal Family?”

..er….dont piss off Prince Philip and if you do….Always wear a seatbelt in Paris!

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Great News! Britain finally has a new People’s Princess.

Audley Harrison.

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What do Dodi Fayed and Kate Middleton have in common?

They’ve both had Princess Diana’s ring on their finger.

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That Kate Middleton is a bit of a hottie, and she’s got a cracking set of air bags on her.

They should come in handy in a few years time.

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A new Conservative government, crippling financial cuts and now a royal wedding? Probably best to avoid the Falklands for a bit…

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Kate Middleton is not having problems with the marriage vow – “to love honour and obey”

Its the answer “Till MI5 do us part” thats causing her problems.

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Sky news: Kate to be next Queen

As long as she can grow a silly tash and sing Bohemian Rhapsody i suppose i could live with that.

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Sky News: “Prince William and Kate Middleton engaged”.

Fucking tell me about it, I’ve been trying to get through to them all day to congratulate them both on her pregnancy.

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I hope they put Kate Middleton on the stamps, I wouldn’t mind licking the backside of her.

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Hopefully Kate’s limo driver has played a little more Mario than Diana’s; so he actually knows how to save a princess.

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I’m sure I speak for most men when I say, I will definitely be licking Kate Middleton’s stamp.

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