Sunday Sunday – Here comes the roast!

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Well who is up for a spit roast then?

the neighbours who live in the house behind mine obviously.

It was a living breathing piggy wiggy this morning and as my wife went to see what the squealing was at the back of our house. Then she saw them cut its throat.

Nothing wrong with that I said, Blah, I should have kept my mouth shut.

“I don’t mind them cooking a roast pig over two BBQ‘s like that but to cut its throat in front of me! Yuk! There is blood everywhere…” (sounds like a night duty to me).

I guess she is right really. We wouldn’t go to the butcher or farmer in the UK and get a pig, take it home and cut its throat, would we? there are standards we uphold (well most of us) that mean we wouldn’t do that in a residential area…

They then gutted it in the garden, right in front of our dogs, who had given up barking by then just in case they got chopped next!

Cleaver dogs are Bubblez, Doris and Ellie…

But the smell of roasting pork is amazing isn’t it? I love it… It was a good job the wife had put the beef in the oven this morning. The smell of that was drowning out the smell of the pig roasting over the BBQ. But at least I didn’t cut the cow’s throat!!!!

Talking about roasting pork… what about Dr Nick Hunt?

Has anyone heard from him this weekend? Is his report on the death of Dr David Kelly going to be heard in an inquest as it should be? Or will it be handed to Tony Blair along with his award from the Catholic Church for services to Peace … PEACE??? HAHAHA Now I am laughing…

Has anyone ever told you that there were not enough sets of body armour in Iraq when the guys deployed? Did you know that some of the Logistics drivers (clever bunch this lot) got as many sets as possible and used them as armour for the cabs of their vehicles.

Because the Military had no armoured protection for the fuel trucks and Drops wagons etc, the guys used to stick their armour under the seat so if a bomb went off it would protect them from a blast from below. They saw that more of a threat than the snipers! Pity the Military top brass didnt hey?

So this cleaver idea gathered momentum and they started to get as many sets as possible and surround the vehicle cab with it. Protecting them and the co-driver/gunner.

Finally one bright spark had an idea…. Well this works so lets patent the idea and sell it to the military… and you know what… they bought it.

Just goes to show that out of adversity comes light, the clever loggies are more than likely millionaires if the IED‘s didn’t get them first (lets hope not).

But why didn’t these Government scientists and the top brass think about this before? Why did they send Landrovers which do not have any protection at all when they sent tanks and warriors with thick armour plating?

Reminds me of that poor defenceless piggy really……………….

NOTE* I am sorry if some of the content of my blog upsets people, especially the families of the fallen (RIP). I am a member of that fraternity of families but truly believe I was sent to Earth as a whistleblower… I must have been because I am so fed up of the lies and conspiracies from above. What have they ever done for us? Used abused and spat out!!! That’s what they do to us! Well its time to get your own back!